Brian: This may be a dictatorship but it is a benevolent one

Brian: I know more than you

Brian: If you don't volunteer you'll get voluntold

Kyle: Let's make a biofilm biofilm!

Nelson: People's strangest realizations when switching over to soylent have been when they realized they stopped pooping

Nelson: They just kind of barf it out

Brian: None of us are high enough or drunk enough to be talking about stuff like that, Kyle.