Brian: This may be a dictatorship but it is a benevolent one

Brian: I know more than you

Brian: If you don't volunteer you'll get voluntold

Kyle: Let's make a biofilm biofilm!

Nelson: People's strangest realizations when switching over to soylent have been when they realized they stopped pooping

Nelson: They just kind of barf it out

Brian: None of us are high enough or drunk enough to be talking about stuff like that, Kyle.

Brian: looks like we've got a new sass successor.  kyle: A sucSASSor, if you will.

Brian: Kyle, shut your face.

Brian: what is the point of all this? The point is two folds.

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